MATTIS - "If You F*ck With Me, I'll Kill You All" T-Shirt
For those of you who don't want to wear the word "fuck" but would like other people to say it in their heads.
Reports are that General Mattis has been selected for Secretary of the Department of Defense—we mean the newly renamed position: Badass Motherfucker in Charge of the Department of Offense. Show your support for our Warrior Monk in charge with this campaign shirt. After being forced out of office, Marines everywhere are excited to see a true warrior in charge of our country's defenses.
Semper Fi, sir.
• 90% ringspun lightweight cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather blue.