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  • General Mattis "If You Fuck With Me, I'll Kill You All!" Tee in Semper Fi Red/Gold. - Korengal Industries

Korengal Industries

General Mattis "If You Fuck With Me, I'll Kill You All!" Tee in Semper Fi Red/Gold.

$ 25.00

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General James "Mad Dog" Mattis to tribal elders prior to the Battle of Fallujah: "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes. If you fuck with me, I will kill you all."

One of the most venerated and well respected warriors of our time, General Mattis has been selected for Secretary of Defense inside the next administration. Marine boners are raging throughout the free world. Whispers of 'yut' and 'rah' echo down from the hillsides.

Having served for 44 years—General Mattis has been in the Marine Corps for more than 25% of it's ENTIRE HISTORY. Do you get that, Marines? This is a guy who knows how to run things.

• 90% ringspun lightweight cotton, 10% polyester.
• Stretches over biceps.
• Shows off what a badass you are.
• Reps General James "Mad Dog" Mattis.
• USMC Red and Gold. Rah.

Korengal Industries is an insurgent tee shirt shop run by a disgruntled Marine Grunt. Semper Gumby, gents.

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